Mycroft worries about his younger brother Sherlock Holmes,
constantly. He would prefer his concern go unmentioned however, as
they have what you might call a difficult relationship. The feud
between them is simply childish, people will suffer and it always
upset Mummy. You can imagine the Christmas dinners?
Oh and while we're on the subject of food, the diet's going fine
by the way. No, he's not putting on weight again, but losing it, in
fact!
If you were to ask Sherlock about his older brother, he would
probably tell you he is his archenemy, in his mind anyway. He does
love to be dramatic you see, but thank God Mycroft's above all
that. It has simply never occurred to Sherlock that he and his
brother belong on the same side. After all, they have more in
common than he likes to believe.
The elder Holmes is not in fact a Criminal Mastermind. He might
claim to hold a minor position in the British Government, but the
truth is, he IS the British Government. Well, when he's not too
busy being the British Secret Service of course, or the C.I.A on a
freelance basis. Chances are, if you find the London congestion is
bad on your way home tonight, it could well be due to Mycroft
having started a war, as you can't imagine what that sort of thing
does to the traffic.
You do not contact Mycroft Holmes, he contacts you, and if he
ever chooses to, rest assured he won't make some sort of threat as
your situation will be quite clear to you. Should you ever meet
him, he will likely be the most dangerous man you've ever met. He
will never text though, not if he can talk. That is unless he has
got a dental appointment and having a root canal anyway.
His powers of deduction equal if not supersede Sherlock's own
who has always been so resentful. Not that he has the time for any
case that requires 'leg work'. After all, he can't possibly be away
from the office for any length of time, not with the Korean
elections so... well, you don't need to know about that, do
you?