Sally is a Sergeant for Scotland Yard. A plain clothed police
officer, she should really think about wearing trousers instead of
skirts when she's popped around Anderson's while his wife is away
the night before. Remembering not to borrow deodorant for men, on
those occasions, would also be advisable.
Indispensable to her superior, D.I. Lestrade, she can always be
relied on to help him hold press conferences and inform him of
Daily Mail journalists he should be polite to. He's got to stop
them being disrupted by "Wrong!" texts though during the briefings.
She just needs to find out how it's been done first.
Like her colleague Anderson, she doesn't like Sherlock Holmes.
He's a 'Freak', and by her boss going to him on a case, he is just
wasting his time. Check that, all their time, as he will always let
them down. He puts human eyes in the microwave as an experiment for
heavens sake!
You know what she thinks? One day they'll be standing around a
body and Sherlock Holmes will be the one who put it there. After
all he's a psychopath, and psychopaths get bored. If she were to
give anyone a bit of advice, it would be to stay away from Sherlock
Holmes.
By the way, if anyone knows of a good all night chemist that
sells 'women's' deodorant and other toiletries for an unexpected
overnight stay at a colleague's house, please contact her at New
Scotland Yard.